Greatest idea since Anne Frank The Musical

Anyone ever heard of the saltine cracker challenge? Its said to be impossible to consume 5 saltine crackers in a minute without water!

So go around your school or neighborhood and be like "if you can eat 5 of these in under a minute i'll give you 5 bucks, but if you don't you gotta pay up!" my friend made so much money out of this! Cus it seems so plausible! just 5 crackers! but its soooo hard!

good to know if you're ever low on money or something! or to pick up a chick! If she can't do it say she'll owe you a date! The possibilities are endless....

This post has been edited by Kinetic-Vibe: Aug 6 2005, 11:41 PM

i think it should be 10 crackers and 10 dollars just to be safe and richer.

if any of you fuckers use this before i do and make it played before i get to employ it, i'm sending you C4 fedex.

my manager at my job bet me i couldnt do this....and he was damn right, because i couldnt eat 3 w/o needing some water

lol I think somethin says that you can't eat 10 in under a minute or you die. Everybody at lunch tried doin it and that shit is impossible. The way saltines break down make them mad thick and hard to chew or swallow.

C4 ay?

LMAO@ this. I'm goin' to prove you wrong and do it tonight.



The Rs

I just went into the kitchen and ate 12 in 60 seconds, so I'd have to say this is more or less bullshit

But

the image of you dweebs trying to pick up girls with a box of saltines is just beyond priceless

the image of u rushin to eat 12 saltines in 60 seconds to prove someinternet kids wrong is priceless too

^^^LMFAO....I feel dirty now

LMFAOOOOOOO hahaha

lol, that shit is funny tho, picturin in my head wombat scoffin down 12 saltines wit a "ill prove u wrong" look on his face...lol

I just got owned so hard I feel sore. DAMN it.

Shit wombat you must have gotten some Costco shit saltines cus 5 is so freakin hard! Either that or you have a huge ass mouth....or you cheated! lol You used a shit load of water huh?

I encourage everyone to try eating 5. It seems so possible but once you have 2 crackers in your mouth and time is flying you realize its not gonna happen.

And pickin up chicks with saltines would be a priceless story to have under your belt! super pimp! i'll give +Rep to whoever does it!!

Better yet why dont I just find people that believe this shit and tell them I can do it in 45 seconds, I've done it, I've also done the gallon of milk in an hour one.

OK! So you guys that can do this in under a minute tell me your strategies! I tried the 2 crackers at a time and that doesn't work. i'm guessing just devour them as you put it in your mouth instead of putting the whole cracker in at once.

Dammit i wanna master this shit lol.

It's called the munchies. You know? Smoke 5 lbs of Virginia out-door grown hydro and you can eat anything.

Have you seen how badly illberts moms pussy is beat up?
Anything is too broad.

Umm...well you would probably only think its a minute but in reality you would spend like 2 hours downing that shit.

^^Hence the stopwatch.

LOL on 5 pounds of Drow theres no way i could figure out how to use a stopwatch. not even if my life depended on that shit.

Here's the trick:
Break off the corner's and eat smallllllll pieces - fast. Once you put a whole cracker/2/3/4/5 in your mouth .. you are fucked. End of story. Took my dad 2 minutes to finish four because he just shoved them in.

nah u guys--- pay someone 5$ to see if they can swallow a teaspoon of cinnamon w/o drinking anything

Hmm never heard of that! I'll try that shit tomorrow!

i just made 5 bucks off my cousin off this!

then i tried it myself and suceeded, barely, i had a little peice stuck in my tooth that i couldnt get out.. i had the rest swallowed at 59 secs...

there is no way anyone, wombat or not, could eat 12 in 60 secs without a drink... that's a LIE

that's a rate of 1 cracker every 5 secs.. try that you guys, let alone keeping up the pace for 60 secs.. i bet wombat didn't even try it and just sat there with his finger in his belly button thinking, "i'm wombat, of course i could do that, in fact i could do 12! I love being wombat!"

wombat, i'll send you 1000 dollars on paypal if you get a video of you doin that..

my word is bond.

This post has been edited by Khanverse: Aug 8 2005, 04:12 AM

that's a rate of 1 cracker every 5 secs.. try that you guys, let alone keeping up the pace for 60 secs.. i bet wombat didn't even try it and just sat there with his finger in his belly button thinking, "i'm wombat, of course i could do that, in fact i could do 12! I love being wombat!"


ahahhahahaha LOL

that was hillarious

on a side note, did allah help u or something khan? surely he doesnt aprove of making bets

definately hell for you my american corner shop owning chum

If 1) I believed you'd do that, and 2) the monentary amount was something your immigrant ass could actually afford, I might actually do that for you.

The key is not thinking about how dry your mouth is, just chew those fuckers up and put them down. Once you focus on how uncomfortable it is, you're probably fucked.

all the serene images in the world you could conjur up won't change the fact that a saltine becomes a sponge in your mouth that soaks up your saliva and becomes a demonic ball that is impossible to swallow fast..

as for wisecracks, i will do it, and trust me, i can afford it.. God hooked us up.. believe that.

LOL i'm loving this! for real tho thats shit is so hard to do! Easiest money you can make too! i should be getting + rep for this lol.

Wait....you'll SERIOUSLY give me $1000 for posting up the video of me eating 12 saltines? Do I get a bonus if I can hit 20?


And dude, Allah has nothing to do with it, we both know it's Quizno's.

This post has been edited by Wombaticus Rex: Aug 8 2005, 06:18 PM

Allah gave us quiznos.. he pulled my mom out of backward ass mardan, pakistan and my dad out of backward ass ismaila, pakistan: both villages to make them pretty damn successful americans.

Cosa Causani - Cause of All Causes.

you get 1000 dollars if you can eat 12 saltines in 1 minute or less without the aid of any liquid except your own saliva, on video.