These are more slanted towards channel zero as far as what I am making fun of but Ill post then here too.

About GBH

Freestyle ryhme by Chimp version of Muhammed

Glad your obssessed with me.

It makes me feel so great that you take time out of your day to dedicate something to me.

Carry on.

If Khan had been around lately it would have been him. You were in the last thread I read so you got picked.

Doubt that.

2/10 for excuse and 1/10 for execution.

Fucker, I only have 2 pictures up of you in my room. 3 less than Christiana Agulera. You dont even rank dude.

Yeah, but I rank enough for you to have two pics of me.

GLAD you cleared THAT up.

Now seriously, get back to work and earn your $4 an hour.

Your little faggoty brit ass gets angry so easily. Drink some tea, eat some crumpets and get down on your rug and pray to your magical sky man.

Then watch my chimp cartoons again. They are funny!

Angry?

My fellow, corn-fed human.

I'm currently working on a scientific paper. Your at work, probably earning $4 doing number-crunching work that any 21 year old graduate could do.

I'm not in the least jealous, angry or even annoyed because frankly, it's actually a little sad that you have a job that is so boring, uninteresting and dead-end that you have to post on CC to make the day go by.

Re-evaluate your life.

See what I mean. U mad. You have no idea where I am at right now or how much money I make at my job. Yet you are so anrgy, at a cartoon, just like your out of control religious mates, that you try to imagine the worst for ole PaleRider to satisfy your rage. Again, I win. I physically impact your nervous system from thousands of miles away. I make your life worse on the quantam level. It will affect you all day long. Allah sucks dick.

Scientific paper? Or a paper for science class? You dont even believe in evolution. Is this one on how the sky daddy made men out of clay? Good luck on that.

Mad?

I'm not throwing randomn insults around. I didn't even take time out to find a website and make hilariously retarded chimp videos with your name on it.

I affect you enough to do that.

*BLOWS KISSES*

Yes. You brought me joy today.

ladies...THATS ENUFF!!!!

Fucking asswhipe...dont you have anything better to do other than insulting people? Gayyrider.

Vote = GBH.

Pale Addresses CC

Here's the real chimp video.

Advice from a very wise chimp


Scarface has some words too

The Scarface one was fuckin' hilarious!!!!!!!

+rep!!!

pale's little joke backfired big time, i thought you atheists were supposed to look down on us, because after all we don't believe man originated from a single celled amoeba that magically transofrmed into a fish and then into a bird and then into a FISHBIRD!!!

AND THEN AND THEN!!!


WAIT FOR IT!


A MONKEY MAN!!!

A MONKEY MAN WHO WALKED AROUND!

Yeah, but you've been badly affected by the Muslims on the board huh?

Either i'm gonna use this site, got some nifty features

Um both of mine were vastly superior to Barcs dude.

the Muhammed X monkeys freestyle about Aiesha was the ill shit.

Evolution does not say man came from an amoeba. Neither does evolution state that we came from monkeys dumb shit. An amoeba evolved itself. Educate yourself on what is one of the most well supported science facts in existance or shut the fuck up.

WWWHHHHHAAAATTTTT!?!?!?!!!??!?!?

The Scarface one shat all over yours.

I did the voices myself. He used pre recorded voices. Who cant do that?

I wasnt even really talking about those though.

No God, no Allah, no Jehovah, no way.

Yours were wack. You didn't shit on anybody's. The scarface one owned your childish humor easily. Mine was on some real shit that I made in 2 minutes and still shits on yours. You probably planned them shits out for days!

Them shits? You retarded, crakkka?

No faggot. I did them when I found the website right then. Yours was stupid as shit. "My name is PaleRider I do not discuss my beliefs".

Anyone can take something else and put it up to a microphone. Its funny to see it come out of a monkeys mouth but took no sort of skill whatsoever.

Rich.

P.S.

The animation with the guy talking about lesbians was the funniest IMO.