So we head to the shopping center, and my mom is leaving to Chicago tomorrow mourning to take a job there. I need a new job, and she had places to go, so she drops me off tells me to be infront of Taco Bell at 3 (This is 12:20) so I go to Office Depot take their tests, and they give me some bullshit saying I DIDN'T MEET THEIR FUCKING PERCENTAGE, I said WHATEVER< AND THREW AWAY THEIR APPLICATION<


I go into Wal-Mart this lady is filling out the electronic application, there's only one. So I walk around for 20 MINUTES, come back SHE'S STILL THERE, I wait there for 15 minutes MY STOMACH IS KILLING ME, I go to Carl's Jr. To take a shit, the walking to,form, and back to along with the actual bathrrom time was about another 15 minutes SHE'S STILL THERE, then I wait there for 10 more minutes SHE FINALLY LEAVES, I fill out the application IN 30 MINUTES


I go to Payless (Why not) lady tells me come back in an hour to speak to the manager it's 1:58pm so I'm like coo I fill it out, then I walked around Wal-Mart reading Ring Magazine, and the DVD titles, so then I leave Wal-Mart at 2:47pm to get to Taco Bell early. It's 2:57 when I stand infront of Taco Bell, so I stand there waiting for my mom to come so I could talk to the Payless manager, so 3:15 I say fuck it, and I go to Payless, turn in the application, AND THE MANAGER DOESN'T WANT TO FUCKING SPEAK I'm like whatever


My cell phone is dead so I ask random people to use there's then a guy outside of Carl's Jr. lets me use his. It's 3:27pm I get my mom on the phone asking where she was , and she says "O I'm about to leave what time is it" I was like "What you're about to leave. It's 3:30 you said 3:00" she replied "I thought I was 3:30. Which I then hung up, and thought even if she though 3:30 why would she decide to just be leaving from where she was at WTF.

3:38 she shows up I'm mad as fuck, then as we're driving the car is problematic when she presses the gas, and it feels like it's about to break down.


Right now her friend (Who will be staying here with me) came to pick her up because she needs to get her blood pressure medicine, get her final check fromn the job she just quit, and to pay the gas bill

So I had to stand outside for 40 minutes looking like a complete jackkass plus
I am in debt with the Bank
I owe the Cable Company over $400, and they cut my cable off
did I mention my Mom is leaving, and today is her last day she'll be in Chicago starting her new job Wednesday
the Gas might get cut off
I think I tore my right bicep


FUCK THIS SHIT ARGUH I AM GOING TO SNAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Don't mention any typos I DON'T GIVE A FUCK

did I mention I failed Office Depot's personality tests wtf stupid ass shit because I was putting "Strongly Agree" and "Strongly Disagree"

hopefully things bighten up. well good luck with that



BRASS MONKEY!!! BRASS MONKEY!!! THAT FUNKY MONKEY!!!!

dude that reaally sucks, I fuckin hate job applications. Well jobs in general. I would have freaked out, I can't stand walking around stores waiting forever. Since your mom's leaving just throw a big party and charge people lots of money.

She's giving like ten people house keys so I DON'T DO ANY SHIT LIKE THAT WTF, I NEED MONEY TO HAVE A PARTY, I'm -450 IN DEBT TO THE BANK, and CABLE COMPANY I DON'T HAVE $40 IT FUCKING SUCKS ARGUH






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Hell's waking up every goddamn day and not even knowing why you're here.

I AINT IN THE MOOD FOR YOUR FUCKING ALIAS






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And your story was better than mine, how?

But, because I'm not a total dick like some people... Your job situation sucks, hopefully you'll get a good one. Maybe your mom will help you out financially once she gets to Chicago.

Well my mom says she's going to cover me for four months, and her friends will be there to help me but the point is we won't be living together, and I;m mad at her now


Who says my story was better then yours? You put a false advertisement in the thread's name, you could have said Sean Paul look-a-like, and dude pulled out a gun on you, at a stop light all that happned yo I was about to beat the shit out of random people for bus fare. Thanks for hoping I get a job hopefull Hollywood video will call me, and Payless wanted someone available, and that's me.

I feel your pain man, ARRRRRGGGUUUUH!!!!

Disgust

daamnnn props for putting up with that shit
hoefuilly it will lighten up
not everyone has to carry around that shit
you'll pull through im sure

blah blah blah blah blah
i aint heard a word you said
hoopety hoopla blah

been watching 8 mile?

**Plays 2Pac "Keep Ya Head Up**

I hope you get robbed

^LoL

Computer apps are beyond gayness.

^^^^Word
I hate those personality tests.
I don't know what the fuck they're looking for in them.

I hope YOU TRY MOTHAFUCKA




I hope you try too


Yeah the Office Depot tests was right infront of everybody


Ditto

you bitch like an old woman

hahaha damn wombat

fuck a job man, become homeless

Yo I just had to bring up this story since you mentioned that you tried to get a job at payless.

A couple years I quit my job as a store manager at Foot Action because my District Manager was a dick and when they were closing down my store (Had Footlocker, DTLR, and other stores all on the same block) he was going to relocate me a 45 min drive from my house if I wanted another store, and told my staff to dont worry they would be relocated to nearby stores and even wrote down a list of stores each one would transfer to. Then the dick told me to fire them all after the last day the store would be open and everything was packed for the trucks to pick up. Long story short, I quit because I didn't want to work for a company like that under a man that was that shady

Which brings me to me being at the mall filling at apps when I run into one of boys, Antwan, doing the same thing. After putting in a few, we get to Payless and seeing how I had management experience at several shoe stores (Manager at Footaction, Asst at Athlete's Foot, 3rd Key at Champs) I figured that Payless would be a cakewake and that I could work there till I got a new job and quit.

So we go into payless and this little short fat white dude is standing there and we walk up to him and ask for applications. As we start filling them out, I decide that I'm not working at payless unless I am a boss so I ask him "Are you guys looking for management at any of the local stores?" And little dude told me "You have to have atleast 2 years of College to be a manager here." and started telling me how they prefered business or marketing or some shit when I decided to interrupt. "Excuse me? You have to have 2 years of college to work for Payless?" and little dude had developed a little smirk and replied "If you want to be management"

Now me and Twan had been boys for years. Used to roll together during and after school. He knew where this was going. "So you are gonna tell me that I can be a store manager for Foot Action and hold keys for other stores with 150 dollar shoes and Jerseys, but cant even be a keyholder here without a fuckin degree?" Needless to say I stopped filling out that app. And I can't remember what this little fuck said after that but it was along the lines of how Payless ensures that it highers "quality" people this way. Now I'm pissed. And Twan is fucking laughing.

"So did you go to college for two years before you came here?" (Let's see if he takes the bait)
"Yes I did. More than 2 years." (Dude looks like he thinks he's better than me by the smugness on his grill, but dumb ass fell for the bait)
"So your fucking parents paid for more than two years of college so your ass could work for fuckin Payless (Gotcha)
Twan is in fucking tears and dude is turning mad red, trying to explain how he is Mr Bigshot Bigshit. We stand there and argue this out for atleast ten minutes, and he never once made a valid point how it wasnt embarrassing that he had spent 2, 3, 4 years in college and ended up everyday since with a shoe horn in one hand and a fat woman's foot in the other yelling at him cause she claims to be a 7 when her feet are bigger than his but he is on his hands and knees trying to force her NBA feet into Cinderella's slipper. The knowledge that he spends all day doing that gives me satisfaction.

Sell Drugs. Hustle baby! Hustle! i work at albertsons and make on average about 220 a week. I get an extra 100 week when i sell movies that i steal from my work. I already have regulars that always buy my shit. And i also get cigerette cartons and sell those 20 a piece. Find a hustle, a safe one. and Work that shit. Everybody else in this country is doing it, and some are doing with MILLIONS of dollars. Its not wrong for you to do it for a few hundred.

Dont you know anyone who will front you some drugs? You have to be an idiot to be broke as fuck out here, broke sure, but not broke as fuck, I aint got no money but I also dont owe anyone shit.

Clearly, when you fill out the personality test ALWAYS LIE. Tell them what they want to hear, but don't make it obvious. The main question that will fuck you in the ass is "An employee should not be fired for taking something small like only a dollar" or something like that. STRONGLY DISAGREE with that and anything else that has to stealing.. they even throw some stuff about taking pens and whatnot. Do the same. You gotta realize they are looking for somebody who is personable and goal oriented. They don't want someone extreme about their decisions, but they don't want somebody who's indecisive. Balance is key, but the stealing question is the single most important one on the test.

Good story. +rep.

Damn that's wack.. Keep keepin on my man.

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