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DeSi
Nigga back to the bench, u worse than the french with ya 'eww da toilet' stench
Love fuckin pussy, but u pussy, stick to screwin nuts loosely like a rusty wrench
Cuts n dents invade ya face leaving blood pourin like when the bullets spray
You mad?! nah youz GAY, little school boys stay away, u roll HARD like when team gra n mullet play
"Get on your knees in pray" u took it to a whole new preist level
Now the Brown devil's here for retribution, when i rush-in like armed russians under putin
While u male porn surfin computin i shoot poison tip arrows through ya jugular like cupid
See stupid, you aint INSTIGATING, you a bitch, I chop off salivary glands n force u to spit
Chop off ya dick, stick it in ur ass, plug ur ears with ur balls, now you can't hear SHIT.
Sodomize ya mother to death ya dig, now instigator turned investigaor snitch
So quick i flip the switch and Instigate mass murder before the rooms lit
'Newblets' like you get sniped at kitchen counters come night, im like every cheat in 'counter stirke'
Death note signed 'DESI the killing machine', so sick i give u cavaties n start drillin ya teeth
Shiet you MAD? So I start fillin them back with bovine encephalopathy infected meat filling caps
So hows that for BEEF? Sure wasn't angus
The closest u get to bagnaz is liftin ya skirt up on bangbus.
Bitch.
DRAGON
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DeSi
haha lol.gif

and IN
DRAGON
lol nice
DeSi
I smell a no show.
gisaster
He's got 3 more days, Desi. Chill. If he no-shows, you go through thumb.gif
Instigator
i smell paprika and curry

a no show?.. oh no... i bet u would like that,
u need the handicap with that illegible type rap
so pardon me a second to write back..
your lifes crap, and u UGLY nigga, talkin head with a spiked bat
im leavin u for dead with your spine cracked..
for being unable to back up, what u said in your rhyme, black..
excuse me, where is my mind at, u a PunJabronie..
a stupid phony.. im Truth, im not losin, homie..
the definition of shit rocks..
u get your ass beat down like u went to prison in flip flops..
Hadgi, you're no vision of hip hop's..
we all recognize that your trash like the minute your script drops
u get DESIntegrated when im takin a breath
with the desi cause DESI u been DESIgnated for death...
and nobody forsees u surviving.. u frail fuck
cause u couldnt push the envelope.. driving a mail truck

har har yea thats your kind of rap aint it nigga



p.s. somebody punch they fist in this niggas nostril cavity
DeSi
Lol if i knew i was battlin you i woulda played off your sig a lot more.

p.s. you lost.
DRAGON
hmm
i prefered desis more.....i liked a lot of his lines more and he seemed more constant at attacking....like i thought instig got stronger after a few lines where desi held it throughout...
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While u male porn surfin computin i shoot poison tip arrows through ya jugular like cupid//
See stupid, you aint INSTIGATING, you a bitch, I chop off salivary glands n force u to spit//
Chop off ya dick, stick it in ur ass, plug ur ears with ur balls, now you can't hear SHIT//
...
sick lines on desis which i loved

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u get your ass beat down like u went to prison in flip flops..//

u get DESIntegrated when im takin a breath//
with the desi cause DESI u been DESIgnated for death...//
...
lol and nice shit on instigs side
...

i still say VOTE - DESI
Savior Breath
Desi Man
the skeptic
first off, waiting to post after someone else to write off his shit is GAY. that goes for ANY textcee on CC!
now...
metaphors=desi
punches=desi
personals=desi
flow=desi
creativity=desi


vote=desi

as for instigator, u got destroyed in this one cause you were outmatched. but thats not a negative. simply u are not in his league. PERIOD. u can build off this if u take this criticism constructively and not negatively. look at the things desi did and how he crafted his shit. build on what u have and u can reemerge as a force to be reckoned with. and btw..NEVER freepost your lyrics in someone's thread. that is very GAY and stupid! be easy
Instigator
man i aint gona bitch cause i know what it is.. but just for the fact that somehow you think desi has a flow makes me wonder... and not in his league?.. man if niggas is gona get shit twisted that bad then that doesnt say much for the outcome of the tournament.
good battle anyways desi but you know your not nicer than me!
DeSi
but i go to church every sunday and i don't curse and i do free community service on my free time while reading books to orphans on rainy afternoons... i think im nicer than you smile.gif
DRAGON
QUOTE(mega montana @ Sep 3 2007, 02:32 PM) *
first off, waiting to post after someone else to write off his shit is GAY. that goes for ANY textcee on CC!
now...
metaphors=desi
punches=desi
personals=desi
flow=desi
creativity=desi
vote=desi

as for instigator, u got destroyed in this one cause you were outmatched. but thats not a negative. simply u are not in his league. PERIOD. u can build off this if u take this criticism constructively and not negatively. look at the things desi did and how he crafted his shit. build on what u have and u can reemerge as a force to be reckoned with. and btw..NEVER freepost your lyrics in someone's thread. that is very GAY and stupid! be easy

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Judah
That counter strike was mad corny.
DRAGON
3-0? lol
Sifu
man i feel bad for you gis i probly seen a few tourneys over the years but lately they all just seem.. cruddy.
u be trying tho gis.. u be trying.. at least some niggas showed up
gisaster
I'll leave this one 'til someone gets to 5. Desi is up 3-0.
The Avocado
I vote for Instigator. Better flow, and Desi's punchlines were all recycled stuff I heard 2 or 3 years ago.
DeSi
Lol, only cuz you hate me you come in here to vote against me.... too much effort...

nothign was recycled, but the counterstrike line was corny i must admit, but you can't ocmpare that to his verse.... hater.
The Avocado
QUOTE(DESI @ Sep 5 2007, 07:17 AM) *
Lol, only cuz you hate me you come in here to vote against me.... too much effort...

nothign was recycled, but the counterstrike line was corny i must admit, but you can't ocmpare that to his verse.... hater.


I don't know you to hate you. I have no idea who you are. I'm voting on a silly text battle. One I think you lost.

Nigga back to the bench, u worse than the french with ya 'eww da toilet' stench
^What exactly are you saying here? He smells? Wow, that's such a good dis in a battle.^

Love fuckin pussy, but u pussy, stick to screwin nuts loosely like a rusty wrench
^So basically you wanna fuck him? Since he's a pussy, and you "love fucking pussy" Your repressed homosexuality is coming out^

Cuts n dents invade ya face leaving blood pourin like when the bullets spray
^Best simile ever. Thank you for that Weezy F. Baby^

You mad?! nah youz GAY, little school boys stay away, u roll HARD like when team gra n mullet play
^He's not mad, but he is gay. But so are you, and you want kids to stay away cause you will be tempted to engage in pedophilia? I don't get it. Only part that makes any sense is the end.^

"Get on your knees in pray" u took it to a whole new preist level
^Makes no sense. Priest, as well as millions of Christians, Muslims, etc, Do pray on their knees. What exactly is this new level?^

Now the Brown devil's here for retribution, when i rush-in like armed russians under putin
^Russian shit was said before. By a signed artist, matter of fact.^

While u male porn surfin computin i shoot poison tip arrows through ya jugular like cupid
^Since when does cupid shoot poison tip arrows through peoples jugular?^

See stupid, you aint INSTIGATING, you a bitch, I chop off salivary glands n force u to spit
^Recycled garbage. You really played off his name well tho!^

Chop off ya dick, stick it in ur ass, plug ur ears with ur balls, now you can't hear SHIT.
^The ranting of a repressed homosexual, no doubt. The actual punchline at the end is one of the most overused/recycled lame ass punches in the history of text battles.^

Sodomize ya mother to death ya dig, now instigator turned investigaor snitch
^Did he turn snitch after you forced him to spit, made him deaf, and flung a poison arrow into his jugular? Hell, I might even snitch then too!^

So quick i flip the switch and Instigate mass murder before the rooms lit
^Overused concept, poorly executed.^

'Newblets' like you get sniped at kitchen counters come night, im like every cheat in 'counter stirke'
^Wow. You got him there, GEEK.^

Death note signed 'DESI the killing machine', so sick i give u cavaties n start drillin ya teeth
^What next, the only crown he has is on his tooth? What exactly does sickness have to do with getting a cavity?^

Shiet you MAD? So I start fillin them back with bovine encephalopathy infected meat filling caps
^You already told us he isn't mad, he is just gay. Stick to the theme next time.^

So hows that for BEEF? Sure wasn't angus
^...Right.

The closest u get to bagnaz is liftin ya skirt up on bangbus.
^Only decent thing in this entire verse.^
Bitch.
Judah
QUOTE(Truth @ Sep 5 2007, 05:25 PM) *
I don't know you to hate you. I have no idea who you are. I'm voting on a silly text battle. One I think you lost.

Nigga back to the bench, u worse than the french with ya 'eww da toilet' stench
^What exactly are you saying here? He smells? Wow, that's such a good dis in a battle.^

Love fuckin pussy, but u pussy, stick to screwin nuts loosely like a rusty wrench
^So basically you wanna fuck him? Since he's a pussy, and you "love fucking pussy" Your repressed homosexuality is coming out^

Cuts n dents invade ya face leaving blood pourin like when the bullets spray
^Best simile ever. Thank you for that Weezy F. Baby^

You mad?! nah youz GAY, little school boys stay away, u roll HARD like when team gra n mullet play
^He's not mad, but he is gay. But so are you, and you want kids to stay away cause you will be tempted to engage in pedophilia? I don't get it. Only part that makes any sense is the end.^

"Get on your knees in pray" u took it to a whole new preist level
^Makes no sense. Priest, as well as millions of Christians, Muslims, etc, Do pray on their knees. What exactly is this new level?^

Now the Brown devil's here for retribution, when i rush-in like armed russians under putin
^Russian shit was said before. By a signed artist, matter of fact.^

While u male porn surfin computin i shoot poison tip arrows through ya jugular like cupid
^Since when does cupid shoot poison tip arrows through peoples jugular?^

See stupid, you aint INSTIGATING, you a bitch, I chop off salivary glands n force u to spit
^Recycled garbage. You really played off his name well tho!^

Chop off ya dick, stick it in ur ass, plug ur ears with ur balls, now you can't hear SHIT.
^The ranting of a repressed homosexual, no doubt. The actual punchline at the end is one of the most overused/recycled lame ass punches in the history of text battles.^

Sodomize ya mother to death ya dig, now instigator turned investigaor snitch
^Did he turn snitch after you forced him to spit, made him deaf, and flung a poison arrow into his jugular? Hell, I might even snitch then too!^

So quick i flip the switch and Instigate mass murder before the rooms lit
^Overused concept, poorly executed.^

'Newblets' like you get sniped at kitchen counters come night, im like every cheat in 'counter stirke'
^Wow. You got him there, GEEK.^

Death note signed 'DESI the killing machine', so sick i give u cavaties n start drillin ya teeth
^What next, the only crown he has is on his tooth? What exactly does sickness have to do with getting a cavity?^

Shiet you MAD? So I start fillin them back with bovine encephalopathy infected meat filling caps
^You already told us he isn't mad, he is just gay. Stick to the theme next time.^

So hows that for BEEF? Sure wasn't angus
^...Right.

The closest u get to bagnaz is liftin ya skirt up on bangbus.
^Only decent thing in this entire verse.^
Bitch.


auctally when i read that, i changed my mind, i think the other dude got this.
DeSi
QUOTE(Truth @ Sep 5 2007, 11:25 AM) *
I don't know you to hate you. I have no idea who you are. I'm voting on a silly text battle. One I think you lost.

Nigga back to the bench, u worse than the french with ya 'eww da toilet' stench
^What exactly are you saying here? He smells? Wow, that's such a good dis in a battle.^

Love fuckin pussy, but u pussy, stick to screwin nuts loosely like a rusty wrench
^So basically you wanna fuck him? Since he's a pussy, and you "love fucking pussy" Your repressed homosexuality is coming out^

Cuts n dents invade ya face leaving blood pourin like when the bullets spray
^Best simile ever. Thank you for that Weezy F. Baby^

You mad?! nah youz GAY, little school boys stay away, u roll HARD like when team gra n mullet play
^He's not mad, but he is gay. But so are you, and you want kids to stay away cause you will be tempted to engage in pedophilia? I don't get it. Only part that makes any sense is the end.^

"Get on your knees in pray" u took it to a whole new preist level
^Makes no sense. Priest, as well as millions of Christians, Muslims, etc, Do pray on their knees. What exactly is this new level?^

Now the Brown devil's here for retribution, when i rush-in like armed russians under putin
^Russian shit was said before. By a signed artist, matter of fact.^

While u male porn surfin computin i shoot poison tip arrows through ya jugular like cupid
^Since when does cupid shoot poison tip arrows through peoples jugular?^

See stupid, you aint INSTIGATING, you a bitch, I chop off salivary glands n force u to spit
^Recycled garbage. You really played off his name well tho!^

Chop off ya dick, stick it in ur ass, plug ur ears with ur balls, now you can't hear SHIT.
^The ranting of a repressed homosexual, no doubt. The actual punchline at the end is one of the most overused/recycled lame ass punches in the history of text battles.^

Sodomize ya mother to death ya dig, now instigator turned investigaor snitch
^Did he turn snitch after you forced him to spit, made him deaf, and flung a poison arrow into his jugular? Hell, I might even snitch then too!^

So quick i flip the switch and Instigate mass murder before the rooms lit
^Overused concept, poorly executed.^

'Newblets' like you get sniped at kitchen counters come night, im like every cheat in 'counter stirke'
^Wow. You got him there, GEEK.^

Death note signed 'DESI the killing machine', so sick i give u cavaties n start drillin ya teeth
^What next, the only crown he has is on his tooth? What exactly does sickness have to do with getting a cavity?^

Shiet you MAD? So I start fillin them back with bovine encephalopathy infected meat filling caps
^You already told us he isn't mad, he is just gay. Stick to the theme next time.^

So hows that for BEEF? Sure wasn't angus
^...Right.

The closest u get to bagnaz is liftin ya skirt up on bangbus.
^Only decent thing in this entire verse.^
Bitch.


SMH, if you're christian and that offended you my bad, but that was a shitty break down and im too lazy right now to argue back. But you missed so much, I guess some things went over your head, i'll make it more basic next time, but your break down was horrible.
The Avocado
I'm the farthest thing from a Christian.
The Avocado
Don't need to be basic. Simple fact is, your wording didn't match up with your "intentions". The shit was wack. Period.
gisaster
To be honest, Desi, I'd have said pretty much the same things as he did if I'd have broken it down.
DeSi
wel then you my good sir can fuckin choke on a fat dick and die
The Avocado
QUOTE(DESI @ Sep 6 2007, 05:12 PM) *
wel then you my good sir can fuckin choke on a fat dick and die


SHIIIIET, U MAD? NAHZ YOUZ GAY!
DeSi
hahaha
gisaster
It's just friendly competition, so let's not be taking it or ourselves too seriously.
DRAGON
lol, i dint read all the posts, whats the scores and whens round 2 starting, im getting a little drowsyy waiting lol.gif
DRAGON
are matchups made?
DRAGON
since everyone ate on DESI like check out this one


a no show?.. oh no... i bet u would like that,
feeding.....lowest form to diss back

u need the handicap with that illegible type rap
it still is feeding of his first line which feeds of desis verse so still crap

so pardon me a second to write back..
your lifes crap, and u UGLY nigga, talkin head with a spiked bat
basic, not a strong hit diss really.....juss simple shit

im leavin u for dead with your spine cracked..
simple diss.....nothing out there

for being unable to back up, what u said in your rhyme, black..
mehh.....

excuse me, where is my mind at, u a PunJabronie..
a stupid phony.. im Truth, im not losin, homie..
only line which shows something....still constant weakness

the definition of shit rocks..
u get your ass beat down like u went to prison in flip flops..
only good line in so far.....some humour

Hadgi, you're no vision of hip hop's..
we all recognize that your trash like the minute your script drops
not bad, got stronger from all the other lines, but still could be improved upon

u get DESIntegrated when im takin a breath
with the desi cause DESI u been DESIgnated for death...
and nobody forsees u surviving.. u frail fuck
cause u couldnt push the envelope.. driving a mail truck
only good part i like........the way u use DESI and worded it, otherwise.....ur other lines are wack
Instigator
dont get me wrong, i dont give a fuck about the opinions given here, BUT, u niggas is gettin it all wrong.
desis verse was random almost illegible nonsense crap. i wrote a simple clear cut rhyme with a legible scheme to beat it.
how did i "feed" off of his verse? i didnt, you are just an ignorant theatrical nigga that isnt paying attention.

desi spoke out of context in the thread before i dropped saying "i smell a no show" or something like that..
i read it.. i said to myself, "wow hes talking shit already"... and started my rhyme off on the same tip.. so fuckin what???

i think hes ugly, hes a punjabi jabronie (i only use the race card cause he flaunts it so willingly himself..), and his rhymes is scattered garbage.
what more did i need to say?

anybody else think i was somehow CHEATING or "feeding"?? please explain how
DeSi
ur last two lines had some weight to them, other than that you got ripped, you had by far the worst verse so far in the tourny, "punjabroni" fuckin kid, that is some CORNY ass shit, the desintigrate shit was ok wordplay but 2-3 lines doesn't cut it, mine was WAY more creative had more punches, metas, flow and puns, i know a few of u didn't pick up on them, but then again i do give some of u too much credit.

now shut the fuck up before i make you look like the fucker in your sig faggot.
The Avocado
QUOTE(DESI @ Sep 8 2007, 06:13 PM) *
ur last two lines had some weight to them, other than that you got ripped, you had by far the worst verse so far in the tourny, "punjabroni" fuckin kid, that is some CORNY ass shit, the desintigrate shit was ok wordplay but 2-3 lines doesn't cut it, mine was WAY more creative had more punches, metas, flow and puns, i know a few of u didn't pick up on them, but then again i do give some of u too much credit.

now shut the fuck up before i make you look like the fucker in your sig faggot.


Don't gas yourself. Your verse was basically incoherent, and it definitely didn't flow better than his. You got him on a few things. But do even defend that verse you posted makes you look silly.
The Avocado
You're better than that shit you posted. I saw you spit better shit.
DeSi
maybe the way i spit it when i was writing it flowed outloud but not on text. but im rhyming 4-5 words a sentence and getting transition to the next verse, it's way ahrder to write like that then rhyme, back cracked, whack sac.... i coulda spit one bar and beat this kids verse. im not saying the verse was crazy but his was beyond garbage.
gisaster
Just someone else vote please. I don't care who wins. Just somebody win already.
DRAGON
haha yeah......i stil say othas better
DRAGON
cant we just use whos got most votes sleep.gif" lol.....
Louis Mackey.
Instigator
DRAGON
3-2? des?
philosophy
Des not by much
DRAGON
yee
gisaster
Tomorrow's the last day for voting and then we're gonna have to move on. So vote now, or forever hold your piece.


Whoever's ahead after tomorrow, wins.
DRAGON
-_-ok
gisaster
Ok, the Desmeister wins. Thanks to both for turning up and the voters for voting.
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