So uh my Gunnery Sergeant at my school is making me answer these 4 questions. I've known him for a little while now, and you'd think that after getting to know someone somewhat that you would be able to decipher their intentions/what they're looking for, but shit I'm at a loss right now lol.

The 4 questions:

1. Who am I? (actually already answered this one)
2. Where am I going?
3. Why do I want to go there?
4. What is going to get me there?

I guess the only one I'm trying to figure out how to answer is the 2nd one, then the 3rd and 4th will be easy and just branch off from it. Keeping in mind that I am responding to a veteran Marine and that my Lt Col and other officers will more than likely be reading it as well, how should I answer the second question? Please, no smartass responses to the questions, I've already thought of plenty myself and received many of those as "advice" lol.

I can only think of smartarse answers. Sorry

Where am I going?

I'm going through life trying to find myself. Traveling a mysterious path searching for:

humility/enlightenment/wisdom/truth/valor/honor/dignity/pride/purity/knowledge/hope/integrity/modesty/bravery/charisma/etc...

No matter the circumstances, I will overcome any obstacle before me and carry on, sir!

And when they get to there they stop and say "dude's a retard" and throw it away. WTF is humbility? The ability to give a good hummer?

LMAO my bad left the b in there. Typed Humble at first 'cause I typed something entirely different but then changed it to that.

Humility******

Thanks. I was thinking something along those lines, I really couldn't come up with the words though lol.

1. Who am I? savior bitch told ya right

2. Where am I going? to hell because i am the devil

3. Why do I want to go there? i dont want to go there stupid. why the fuck would anyone want to go to hell u dumb ass. i was mad at god for making humans and i started a little war in heaven and he kicked my ass out and now i live in a house made out from fire. did that answer your fucking question u fucking dim wit.

4. What is going to get me there? im not going to explain obvious shit. you're stupid get the fuck out my face.