I need help with this shit. Anyone know where to start? I've been researching colleges and shit but I still don't quite get it all.
Please post up and try to help me out. I highly appreciate any effort and time taken out of your day and/or night to post up.

Get your GED. Apply for colleges. Get a 50k/yr job and get a hott secretary.

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Get you GED/ HSED, and check out a community college first. It will be cheaper than a 4 year university, and your credits will transfer once you go onto the 4 year.
Set up an appointment with an academic advisor. Even if you're not enrolled, they can offer you advice as to when you should start and what classes you could take.

What about colleges that don't accept financial aid for special students -- this one college considers you a special student if you have your ged -- is there a way around that?

Anyone else?

CURLY MUSTACHE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No idea what the term "special student" refers to, but most admission boards will be impressed by your initiative if you're upfront about the fact you're dropping out in order to start college sooner. Two of my friends did that junior year and for once in my life, I should have been a lemming and followed their lead. What schools are you looking to apply to?

Honestly the best kind I can where I'm able to get a major in english and minor in musical arts