QUOTE(EWS @ Nov 4 2009, 02:22 AM)

Why does every emcee have fantasies of battling Canibus? lol Now Matt Hoffa, who hasnt done anything in the game, is trying to test the greatest lyrical emcee alive? I doubt Matt Hoffa would even hold his own in the GrindTime league, so going against Canibus in some sort of battle is crazy. Whats funny is all these rappers who claim they are "battle" ready, ie, iron solomon, the saurus, illmac, hollow, diz, ect, have Yet to master battling on a actual record, the most essential element of the hip hop battle. First year in the game barely, canibus had a classic hip hop diss record to a legend in the game that you can honestly put next to 'hit em up', 'ether', 'takeover', 'bridge is over'. Now Matt Hoffa who is not on ANYBODYS radar, meanwhile canibus doing duo jump offs with vet keith murray, this nigga wanna go rounds wit the Canibus in a lyrical battle?

real talk ever since canibus spit that shit on dj clues tape,
"Ill battle u on the net, ill battle u in the flesh, ill battle u over the phone u can call me collect, ill battle for the respect, ill battle over a blank check ill battle with a gun to my neck, battle u standin over the toliet with my dick out, battle u while jugglin gernades with the pin out, drinkin a guiness stout doin a 360 spin out.." Every emcee has taken that as a open invitation to battle bis.
These niggas are still on canibus 98' rhymes, they cant even get over that sickness, no way can they hang wit capt cold crush aka the cingularity point. I know yall remember how focused eminem looked at his surprise bday when proof fooled him saying he was battlin bis. Thats eminem the most famous, rich, commercial, supposid lyrical 8 mile champ, looking like he was the most focused, the most serious ever, thinking he was about bear witness to the ultimate rap maniac, the canibus. At this point of his career I think em in a grindtime format would be the only battle worthy for bis. If not that then like a jay-z or 50 cent type battle where hes going at a 'boss' on a actual hip hop record
AMEN!!! These so-called
BATTLE CATS have yet to put out a classic record let alone a classic diss record. They're still feeling the affects of
"2ND RD K.O." and till this day instead of acknowledging Bis for what he's contributed to rap as a whole including the
"Greatest Rhyme Of All Time" they question him about insignificant sh*t like the LL Beef. They can't get passed it.
"They still ask me about 2nd round even now...look at this f*cking clown" - CanibusBis will always be the standard that rappers look to, whether it be Battling, Lyrics, Metaphors...etc. They have still to Master the English language. Like it has been said before on numerous occasions, Bis stands alone and has reached a level that nobody has reached. Take for instance Mic Club "The Curriculum", what rapper out now can you really say can touch that album lyrically? These cats couldn't feature on a song with Bis without risking total humiliation.
"Spank a N*gga over the beat / you talking to me? lower your speech" - Canibus"To beat me you gotta' be better than my last release" - Canibus"Maybe we can get a name if Canibus disses us" - CanibusWe all wanna' see Bis pull a
"Chinese Connection" where Bruce Lee walks into the Japanese Martial Arts school carrying the sign over his right shoulder that reads
"Sick Men of Asia" and gives every Japanese there an open invitation to shoot a fair one with the Legend.
"Whenever you're ready I'll take on any Japanese here...We fight alone or all together?" - Bruce Lee"Body slam your favorite rapper on a bed of nails" - CanibusImagine Bis being the 8 ball at the pool table in
"Fight Klub" and all these Battle Rappers like Solomon, Lux, MATH, etc. being on the other side all at one time. They all spit there bars and when they got nothing left to say Bis commences the ear cartlidge attack going down the line rippin' each Emcee meanwhile Bis is playing pool using the 8 ball to knock the rest of the balls into their corresponding holes. When it's all said and done they all throw their money on the table and battle is over. The only 2 balls left on the table is the
"White" and
"Black 8 Ball" Bis calls out "Corner Pocket" and knocks the last ball in.
Well, let me say this, it's like Bis said on the
"My Name Is Nobody" album:
"We will always be loved by some and hated by others and whether the people who talk bad about you know it or not they really save you from obscurity every time they mention your name. You see, anytime anybody ever talks about you either directly or indirectly they put a quarter in your immortal meter. They keep you alive. Whether they want to or not they practically do the opposite of what they wanna' do, which is forget you." - Canibusand that's the motherf*ckin' truth!!!!!
One,
R1P "The Bisciple" AKA: The Canibus Quotable